Showing posts with label subsistence. Show all posts
Showing posts with label subsistence. Show all posts

Friday, February 10, 2017

Getting Better – Tomato Cabbage Soup and Rice with Green Tea

And so I qualify as an old fart. With the move back to Riverside, I’ve been taking the train to work everyday, prying myself out of bed between 5am (early train), 6am (later train) and once, 6:30am (&*#%@\^$ I missed the train…!). This means, however, that once out of bed, I can no longer convince myself that falling back asleep is an option. This is helpful for normal days when I need to survive until 6:37pm (train is back in Riverside), not so great for sick days such as today.

Thing is, Bossman and Bosslady have been coughing around the office for 2 weeks. 2 weeks ago, I was sick with a sore throat and general misery, but the symptoms were different. I can only guess how it spread.

In any case, the past couple of weeks have been a comedy of errors, complete with packing miscalculations, missed trains and illness and injury. Things learned this past fortnight:
  • Do not try to pack and move everything you own within a single day.
  • 12-ft trucks are inadequate for the contents of a 1-bedroom apartment.
  • A single friend to help you move, no matter how dedicated (you’re awesome, and I probably owe you more Brazilian cheese bread), is probably similarly inadequate.
  • Perhaps moving the day after a particularly intense, full day of karate seminar, Instructor Training and your moving buddy’s black belt exam is not the best idea.
  • Shifting your sleep schedule several hours earlier is difficult.
  • Moving until 2am and waking up at 5am to get to work via a completely new transportation system will lead to errors in judgment.
  • Santa Ana is incredibly bike-unfriendly.
  • Sometimes, bike lanes are a ludicrous length, or lack thereof. Record goes to the one on Grand Avenue that is about 100 feet long.
  • Riding on the sidewalk, with frequent stops for pedestrians/cars pulling out of driveways/extraordinarily narrow sections due to power poles, etc. is surprisingly well-accepted. The alternative is to ride in the road, while cars blow by at 10mph above the speed limit, closer than 3 feet (illegal). See above point.
  • The bus will only be on time when you least expect it.
  • Biking in the rain and arriving to work more or less soaked is actually a lot faster than taking the bus in the wrong direction for nearly the entire length of the line. Thank you, Google Maps and GPS.
  • Karate training will come in handy when you need to sprint all the way from work to the bus stop in a mad dash with your backpack on, because the next bus will miss the late train going home.
  • Karate training will be awful when you realize that you are indeed competing this weekend, and indeed, your favorite kata (form) will be off-limits because you have torn the bottom of your right foot from wear and tear. This is a food blog; no further details provided.
  • Karate training will continue as regularly scheduled. When you go to bed, your abs will want to know why you are still using them. 
  • Karate training will result in getting home at 10pm, much improved from 11pm. The slow cooker will be your best friend. My boyfriend is the best slow cooker button-pusher in all of North America.
And with that, I present a soup that is simple, light, nourishing and very, very cheap, with a bonus of a simple, light, nourishing, cheap snack or breakfast. Do you see a theme here?


Tomato Cabbage Soup
Loosely inspired by The Wednesday Chef
Makes one fairly large pot

Ingredients
Small puddle of cooking oil
1 yellow onion
1 head green cabbage
2 14.5-oz. cans chopped tomatoes
1 bay leaf
Salt
Black pepper
Water…!

Directions

1. Peel the onion and cut into quarters. I like to cut it in half from root to stem, then turn 90° and cut again from root to stem. This lets me slice the onion into quarter-rings, which are basically small strips.


2. Wash and slice the cabbage. I repeat the onion slicing procedure with the cabbage, since they are both layered vegetables.


3. In a pot big enough to hold all the soup (no slow cooker) or a medium pan (slow cooker!), pour a puddle of oil about the size of your hand. I haven’t found that it makes much of a difference whether your hand is closed, open or you cover the entire bottom of the pan in oil (otherwise known in the food television world as "just a little bit").


4. Add the onion and turn on the fire; the onions will tell you when the oil is hot. Cook, stirring occasionally, until the onions are somewhat wilted and translucent.


5. Add the cabbage and cook further, until the cabbage is wilted and there are brown marks on both onions and cabbage. Add a bit of salt here, around a teaspoon or so.


6. If using a slow cooker, now is a good time to transfer all the vegetables to the slow cooker.


7. Add a bay leaf, the cans of tomatoes, and as much water as you like to the soup. I tend to use this water to rinse out the tomato cans, and end up adding between 2 to 3 cans of water to the soup. Season with another teaspoon of salt or two.


8. Cook for at least 30 minutes and up to 10 hours. This recipe is flexible!


9. When the cabbage is soft, salt to taste and add black pepper to taste. Enjoy!


This soup reheats spectacularly and keeps very well. My boyfriend says that it goes particularly well with bread, although I like it best plain.


Rice with Green Tea
Inspired by Just Hungry
Makes enough for 1 or more, depending on quantity

Ingredients
Cooked rice, preferably leftover
Hot water
Green tea bag

Directions

1. Cook the rice, or retrieve last night’s leftover rice that has stuck to the pan.

2. Boil water, add green tea bag.

3. Add tea to rice. Enjoy!

If you must have measurements…. I think I had ¾ cup cooked rice to 1 cup hot water, but honestly, the proportions matter very little. Some people enjoy a lot of tea, some people basically sprinkle their rice with tea.  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

One more note: you may have guessed; this is an excellent way to clean the pan if the rice stuck to the bottom, simply by pouring the tea on top of the stuck rice. In a few minutes, it will be delicious and the pan will have no rice stuck to it. 

Wednesday, November 16, 2016

Tolerance - Butternut Squash Soup

Some things cannot be changed, no matter how much effort is sunk into them. As a (mostly) vegetarian, fervent lover of fruits and passionate adorer of vegetables, it is with much regret that I announce my dislike of butternut squash soup. Either too sweet or too salty, not enough butternut squash or a bland, sweet puree reminiscent of baby food, butternut squash is a vegetable best left to the dessert world. As a substitute for pumpkin, it's fantastic. The sweet, creamy fruit, roasted and scooped from its helmet-like skin, blends beautifully with spices like cinnamon, nutmeg and vanilla. Covered in salt and whiffing of garlic, though, not so much.

And it's not even easy, or quick. I'm actually massively lazy on a regular basis, or, more likely, perpetually exhausted, thanks to a(n un)healthy karate habit. This recipe requires a blender, the oven, the stove, constant stirring, and the possibility of bright orange soup explosions. In other words, not something I'm down for at 11:30pm after two hours of class, an extra workout, and an hour driving home in unexpected traffic.

Sad to say, it is not this recipe that changes my mind, and I slowly back away from my fruitless (heh) quest to find an agreeable butternut squash soup. As a proud home cook with a massive ego, it rather pains me to admit that even I can't make myself like butternut squash soup. Then, why, might one ask, why on Earth am I sharing a recipe for this one dish that I have never managed to enjoy? A soup that takes up an entire huge box in the fridge and will probably last another week and three friends staying over Friday night? Because, glory hallelujah, my boyfriend likes this soup.

Butternut Squash Soup
Reluctantly developed from various sources, including Simply Recipes and Cookie and Kate

Ingredients

2 lb cubed butternut squash (we bought ours from Costco. A lovely place)
1/2 onion
2 or 3 garlic cloves
1 tbsp olive or other cooking oil
1 tsp salt (season to taste)
4 cups water

Directions

1. Preheat the oven to 400F and line a baking tray, preferably rimmed, with foil.

2. Chop the onion into large chunks. Peel, trim and roughly chop the garlic.

3. Mix the onion, garlic and butternut squash with 1 tbsp of oil and layer on the baking tray. Sprinkle with salt and roast the vegetables for about 60 minutes, stirring them halfway. The vegetables will brown, caramelize a bit, and become what is probably the most delicious stage of this soup.

4. In a blender, food processor or other pureeing device, cream together the vegetables and water into soup, probably in batches.

5. Heat on the stove, stirring gently to prevent bright orange explosions.

6. Season to taste, and serve to those who enjoy butternut squash soup. Enjoy! I hope.


Sunday, April 17, 2016

Recovery - Eggs in Baskets

For someone whose life revolves around work and karate, it shouldn't be surprising that weekends are suddenly gone, three out of five workdays involve at least an hour and a half in heavy So-Cal traffic, and sleep is almost nonexistent. Training for my career and extra training for karate drain the life out of me like forgetting to water an orchid. All this running around has me cobbling together meals from bits, pieces and leftovers, seemingly perpetually scrambling for extra calories so that I don't faint during (or after!) a bazillion two-hour class of intense karate. Luckily, I've finally found some time today, a blue moon free half-weekend, to put pan to stove and eat!

It seems fitting that my first post back from, well, the past six months, should be something a little more simple and typical of what I'm really eating these days. I had a post about candied citrus (!) almost ready to go, then it languished for 3 months. Which means, if you think about it, I've been wanting to come back and procrastinating on this for a full 3 months.

Meep.

So, what did I do in the last six months? Not necessarily in chronological order:

- Graduate with my master's (shamefully "mastering out" of a PhD program, as they say)
- Find a job (!)
- Get a raise (!!)
- Start a program that will culminate in my parts inspection certification
- Spin my somewhat blue-collar job into an internship and recovery period from grad school
- Move more south in Southern California, within walking distance of said job
- Split the purchases of significant pieces of furniture for the apartment
- Make shodan (1st degree black belt!!!) in shotokan karate
- Get really, really, really physiologically drunk from a single shot (same day)
- Drive/ride (I carpool) over 1,400 miles on the way to and from karate
- Start the instructor training program in the AJKA-I organization (karate)
- Teach a 40-kid karate class by myself (with assistance from a lovely brown belt friend)
- Karate crisis! AKA why our karate dojo (school) has so few women
- Stay up until ???am in the morning talking with my friend and forever karate idol
- Recover from karate crisis (thanks to said friend and karate idol!)
- Pay first deposit toward the karate trip to Japan I'll be taking in September (!!!)
- Start taking proper care of my face (Korean skincare!)
- Learn more about skin chemistry and ingredients than I ever needed, but I love it
- Get my boyfriend into wearing sunscreen everyday (he'll be pretty forever <3)
- Help a friend write several academic papers/applications/letters
- Speak three languages at work
- Start investigating new jobs... one that actually uses my engineering degree...!

All of this means that my kitchen adventures are less ice cream cakes (story for another time...) and more simple, sustaining food like this, an Egg in a Hole. I'm told they go by many names, but as my personal history consists more of rice and scrambled eggs than fanciful fried egg dishes, I'll leave those English names to the experts... those who grew up in English-speaking countries with English-speaking parents ;)

And here we go!

Egg in a Basket
Egg-strapolated from Wikipedia

Ingredients (scale up as desired!) for 1 Egg in a Basket
1 egg
1 slice of bread
Butter
Cooking oil (I like the big olive one from Costco. Huge, reasonably priced, and tasty)
Salt (optional)
Pepper (optional)

Directions:

1. With either a cookie cutter or a knife, cut a hole in the slice/s of bread. I like round holes, but if you prefer corners, then who am I to deny?

2. In a frying pan, add about a teaspoon of oil and around the same amount of butter. Fry the slice/s of bread on one side. You're going to have to flip these slices, so leave a bit of extra space.

3. Add a bit of oil or butter to the hole/s in the middle of the toast. With the toasted side up, crack an egg into the hole of each toast. Allow to cook for at least 30 seconds, or until the egg whites have set.

4. Sprinkle salt and pepper if desired. With a spatula, lift up each egg in the hole, add a touch more oil or butter, and flip the toasts. Now it gets a bit interesting: controlling whether your yolks are runny. I like them so, but my boyfriend prefers medium-cooked eggs. About 30 seconds more will get you said runny yolks, and about 1 minute will cook them about medium. The more oil/butter you add, the earlier you can get away with removing the eggs.

5. Plate and serve! Enjoy!

Postscript: Yes, of course I fried the little bread cut-outs afterward to make butter toast :)

Update: Almost done with this post, I smelled something oddly toasty. I went to the kitchen to find that while I was writing, my rice on the stove had totally burned to a pretty, speckled, black/toasted beige/silver/white pattern. Good job, Asian-American food blogger.


Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Heaps - Pasta with Artichoke Hearts

Past midnight and not quite finished with my presentation slides, due tomorrow (now today, I suppose), of course. It is quickly gearing up to be one of those weeks that seem to heap upon you until you yourself dissolve into a heap, but it could be much worse. Yes, my adviser shot instructions and advice like a firehose at my labmate and me on Monday, but it means we have a clear direction for a while. Yes, I have logistics to carefully time, plan and diplomatically carry out, but it is because I just became the captain of the collegiate karate team. Yes, I have a hard set of challenge questions opening on Thursday, closing on Sunday, overlapping that pumpkin holiday, but it means I am one step closer to an incredible opportunity to learn about data science.

This heap means that time to buy and cook food has been short. Luckily, I still have frozen artichoke hearts from Trader Joe's (probably my favorite item, outside of those amazing, huge chocolate bars). With the flour, olive oil, salt and pepper perpetually stocked in my cupboard, and some eggs and milk brought over by my wonderful, patient boyfriend, yesterday's lunch even managed that coveted title of "delicious." This recipe uses a pasta machine, but if you have a bit more time, it's easily made by hand. Of course, if you're more prepared than I am, you probably have dried pasta somewhere anyway...

Pasta with Artichoke Hearts
Inspired by the contents of my cupboard and freezer
Feeds 2 tired grad students

Ingredients
3/4 cup dried or 1 cup fresh pasta (see below)
2 cups frozen artichoke hearts (canned works, but I prefer frozen)
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon freshly ground pepper
2 tablespoons reasonably nice olive oil*

Directions

Cook the pasta until about al dente. There are too many Italians in my lab for me to argue. Drain the pasta, reserving the water. Alternatively, I use chopsticks to fish out all the noodles, since fresh noodles have a beautiful, maddening tendency to tangle into a magnificent heap anyway.

In the remaining hot water, drop the artichoke hearts in and boil until soft, about 2 minutes after the water returns to a boil. Meanwhile, toss the pasta with the salt, pepper and olive oil to taste. Once the artichoke hearts are cooked, add them to the seasoned pasta.

Divide into preferred serving vessels (I like bowls, my roommate likes plates), and enjoy!!!

Fresh Pasta
Inspired by various sources and a lovely quote on this particular page

Ingredients
1 egg
Splash of milk
Water if dough is dry
1/4 teaspoon salt
~ 2 cups flour (I prefer a mix of spelt and all-purpose)

Directions

In a large bowl, mix the egg, milk and salt. Mix in the flour, kneading until it is a soft dough, neither dry and flaky nor soft enough to puddle in the bottom of the mixing bowl. Allow to rest at least 20 minutes, but it will survive up to a few days in the refrigerator. If you have extra dough left over, it stores well, protected by plastic wrap or a box, in said refrigerator.

If you have a pasta machine: Pinch off small pieces of dough and feed through a pasta machine, gradually reducing the thickness with each pass, then cutting the pasta. Flour the dough lightly, to prevent sticking.

If there is no pasta machine: Divide dough into two pieces and with a rolling pin or wine or pisco bottle, roll each one into a thin sheet. Heavily flour each side, then gently roll each sheet into logs. Slicing the logs with a sharp knife will yield lovely noodles, once each slice is uncoiled.

Boil a pot of water, and toss each batch into the boiling water once each are ready. With a pair of chopsticks or a fork, separate the strands as they cook, then fish them out once done. Fresh pasta cooks in 60-90 seconds, so keep a close watch on the pot! They also tend to foam up and bubble over when fully cooked, so it is in your best interest to remove cooked noodles promptly.

Cooked noodles stick together after a few minutes, but you can mitigate this by adding a little of the cooking water or oil and stirring frequently. Toss with your desired toppings and seasonings, and enjoy! Fruits of one's labor, indeed...

Note: It is possible to buy tasty extra virgin olive oil at a reasonable price. I prefer the ones in the glass bottles at a local grocery store. I currently have a nice one from Spain, purchased from Trader Joe's, that clocked in at about $8 for 1L.

Saturday, September 26, 2015

Quiet Saturdays - Potatoes and Cauliflower Mash

I've heard that weekends alone are sad and well, lonely, but then I wouldn't be able to make dishes like this. Mushy leftover cauliflower turns into tender bits of garlicky contrast in mashed potatoes. The massive California drought (and the cost of air conditioning) encourages a reduction in the amount of water boiled. The combined result is simple, quick and delicious, with enough leftover for tomorrow. Substitute olive oil for butter to make this vegan. Enjoy your weekend!

Cauliflower
Inspired by my mother, who can handle 4 burners at once when making dinner 0.o

Ingredients
1 head cauliflower
1-2 cloves garlic
1-2 tbsp olive/cooking oil
1/2-1 cup water
1 tsp salt (to taste)

Directions
1.  Mince the garlic finely and drop at the bottom of a large saucepan. Add the oil and turn the fire to low, stirring the garlic occasionally.

2. Split and chop the cauliflower into bite-sized pieces. When the garlic turns golden-brown, add the cauliflower pieces and toss to cover with oil.

3. When the cauliflower begins to brown, about 5 minutes later, add enough water to cover the bottom of the pan. Allow to steam until the cauliflower is tender, around 10 minutes. Enjoy it freshly cooked! This recipe works better with leftover cauliflower that's already a bit too soft, and only uses about a third* of the cauliflower anyway.

Potatoes
Inspired by being a cheap grad student...

Ingredients
2 Yukon gold or other potatoes for mashing**
1/2 - 1 cup water
About a third of the leftover cauliflower
1-2 tbsp butter (olive oil works well here, too)
1/2 tsp salt (to taste)
1/2 tsp black pepper (to taste)

Directions
1. Peel and chop the potatoes. Place them into a saucepan, adding just enough water to cover the potatoes. Boil for 15 minutes, or until the potatoes are soft. Poke them with a fork if uncertain.

2. Once the potatoes are done, add your leftover cauliflower and allow to boil again. As you stir, the potatoes will start to break down, essentially mashing themselves. I'm fond of the chunks, but I suppose you can puree them for smooth mashed potatoes.

3. Season with butter/olive oil, salt and pepper. Take a bowlful, sit by yourself, and enjoy quietly. Alternatively, serve and enjoy with family and friends! Either way, it's pretty great :)

* Why a third of the cauliflower? The first third was part of dinner for my roommate and me, the second third was devoured with baby carrots whilst reading webcomics and the third, well, it had become too mushy to eat plain...

** Mine came from the garden. The variety is a guess, at best.

Thursday, January 15, 2015

Pasta from Palermo, Sicily

It's little Italy here in the lab! My adviser is Italian, and a constant stream of visiting scholars (all but one is Italian, and we think one of the Italians will stay for his PhD...) have brought in language opportunities, jokes about espresso machines and a mild obsession with spaghetti. Over the past few months, I've become good friends with D, who happens to hail from the lovely, sun-soaked city of Palermo, Sicily.

D. is only staying here for six months, but already in the past three and a half, he's taught me to make three pasta dishes, thrown his own birthday party (it was fantastic, and involved a lemon meringue pie) visited Las Vegas, the Grand Canyon, the Hollywood Walk of Fame, Universal Studios, San Francisco, and taught Italian phrases to anyone who will listen (yes! I love languages!). On the last nights that one of our friends (the one non-Italian visiting scholar so far...) was here, before she returned to her home country, he made this particular dish. It's fast, since you can put it together as the water boils and the pasta cooks, simple, requiring eight ingredients total, and incredibly flavorful.

He likes spaghetti, but I find it messy and difficult to eat (I use chopsticks! Don't judge my inability to handle a fork properly!). I've substituted small shells, but those and macaroni happen to be my personal favorites. He also used fresh tomatoes, but it's winter in this hemisphere (even here in So-Cal) and I find that canned tomatoes are cheaper, with a more intense flavor. I buy the huge cans (cheaper by the oz.) and save them for a few days, cooking more dishes throughout the week. You should have approximately twice as much tomato as tuna. Another note is that any quality of Parmesan can be used. I think he originally made this dish with the little paper packets that come with pizza slices. Oh, and don't overcook the pasta. Imagine an opinionated Italian man lecturing you on the importance of al dente rather than soft pasta. I think David Lebovitz gets a pass, though, for being a god of pastry.

Ingredients:
About a cup of dried pasta (or the equivalent amount of spaghetti)
2 cloves garlic
1 can tuna
About 1 can diced tomatoes
2 tbsp shredded Parmesan cheese (any quality works)
Salt to taste (about 1 tsp)
Black pepper to taste (about 1/2 tsp)
More olive oil than you think you need (about 4 tbsp)

Method:
In a medium pot, boil enough water that you can completely cover the pasta when it's added. Meanwhile, mince the garlic finely and toss it into a medium bowl. To this bowl, add everything but the pasta and mix it well. Once the water is boiling, add the pasta to the water and cook about 7-8 minutes, stirring occasionally to prevent sticking. Drain the pasta, and put the pot back on the stove. Add the contents of the bowl and cook just long enough to heat it through. Any longer, and face the wrath of said opinionated Italian mentioned above. Dish up, and enjoy!

Next up, the lemon meringue pie that was previously on my aspirations list!

Monday, March 11, 2013

Quick Indulgences - Macaroni and Cheese

Did you know it is possible to have macaroni and cheese in under 20 minutes?  Made from scratch?  This is very important to a college student who has just come home at 4:00pm, having eaten a total of a small roll, an apple muffin and half a lemon bar since 8:30am that day.  I found the recipe at the delightful blog White on Rice Couple, and kept it as an active tab for the two weeks it took me to find spare time and buy groceries.  Diane writes about the speed and simplicity of her macaroni and cheese, and the techniques she used to develop her recipe.  I followed hers...mostly.  

You see, I have a portion control problem, where, essentially, I have none whatsoever.  I cut the recipe in half (devouring the entire batch, of course), and it cooked in about half the time that Diane lists.  The rate of energy transfer (temperature rise) is directly proportional to mass, yes?  I also removed most of the mustard (not fond of it), used whole milk instead of low fat (I only have the refrigerator space for one half-gallon of milk at a time...), skipped the butter (well, she said you didn't need it...) skipped the black pepper and (here's why) used only about 1/4 cup of a nice, spicy, pepper jack cheese.  Still, thick, rich, creamy, flavorful, all those lovely adjectives that typically describe a good macaroni and cheese.  Also, I used a brown rice fusilli (gluten-free!), because my friend graduated, moved out of the apartment and kindly left me a 6-month supply* of rice.  Fusilli and cheese?

Simple Macaroni and Cheese from White on Rice Couple
Makes enough to serve one
  
Ingredients
1 cup dry macaroni/pasta pieces
1 cup whole, low-fat or skim milk
1/2 teaspoon salt
Pinch nutmeg (optional)
Pinch ground dry mustard (optional)
1 oz. or 1/4 cup shredded cheese 
Black pepper to taste (optional)

Directions
  
1. Pour the milk and macaroni/pasta into a pot (mine is about 3 quarts or so and has survived my shenanigans since freshman year).  Turn on the fire to medium and add the salt, nutmeg and mustard, if using.  Stir, and keep gently stirring while the milk comes to a simmer.  Don't let the milk boil over!  You might need to add more milk or water if the milk evaporates too quickly, before the macaroni/pasta has cooked.

2. Once the macaroni/pasta is cooked and the milk has been reduced to a pleasant, creamy sauce, add the cheese.  Stir the cheese into the sauce, then cover the pot, turn off the fire, and let it sit for a few minutes.  This lets the cheese melt completely (if you just cut chunks off a block of cheese, like I do, because you buy cheese in the cheapest form and still don't own any sort of grater...), the macaroni/pasta absorb the last bits of water from the sauce, and you to get more hungry while smelling the delicious cheese melting on the stove.

3. Serve immediately, and enjoy!

Does wondering whether I have too much rice automatically kick me off the Asian island?  To my credit, I graduate in two months, too, and still don't know where I'll be living this summer.  I'll be working as a research intern at Brookhaven National Lab, but haven't been given any information about where I'll stay.  What if they don't allow rice cookers where I'll be living?!

Postscript: I love daylight savings time!  I don't get enough sleep to resent losing just an hour, and the extra daylight time is completely worth it to me.  It means that I was able to make and eat this macaroni and cheese dish, write this post, and still see the light outside.  Sunlight, well, the light that manages to filter through the current clouds, makes me so happy!

Thursday, October 11, 2012

Thankful Thursday - My Weekly Bread

I'd like to brag a little here.  Now, I realize that having a blog featuring items I make seems a lot like bragging already, but please work with me here.  I figured this out because class that starts at 1:00pm is not as late in the day as it sounds, especially if you've spent the morning chipping away at a difficult problem set, dense article or research paper.  I figured this out because packing your own lunch requires planning, and sometimes, last night's dinner didn't have leftovers.  I figured this out because I ran out of eggs, and made it anyway.  Guess what?

I can make a bread dough in 15 minutes!  Can you?  Want to?  Fully assembled, rising, dishes washed and back to your homework in 15 minutes?  Here's how:

Gather about 3 cups of flour, at least one of which is bread flour.  I like 2 cups whole wheat and 1 cup bread flour.  Dump it into a big bowl and toss in a teaspoon and a half of salt, a teaspoon of active dry yeast and a third cup of olive oil.  Don't fret about the oil amount, something like what would comfortably fit in your cupped hands will do.  Maybe a little bit less, especially if you have large hands.  Yes, that's good.  Add about a cup of water.  For this bread, throw out your notions of baking requiring precise measurements, and toss it in.  You'll adjust it as you go, anyway.  Now grab a wooden spoon and mix it all up.  Add a little water or flour if it seems too dry or wet.  See how it's starting to resist your spoon?  Let it sit and go do the dishes that have piled up in your sink from you and your apartment mates cooking and also being exhausted.  


Looks like a blob, doesn't it?

Stir it some more.  You'll see that it's become a nice, stretchy, smooth ball of dough already, just from your stirring.  Tired?  That was your arm workout for the week.  Cover the bowl and let it sit for 8 hours.  8 hours, you say?  When do I have 8 hours?!  Oh, well, do you sleep?  No?  Go to school or work?  No?  Clean the house, look for a job, etc.?  No?  Oh, boy.  Go play your video games, then.  Come back in 8 hours.


I let it rise too much by accident, which explains the wrinkles on the sides.  I tried to shape it more into
what it should look like if your apartment isn't oddly warm because the school finally turned on the heat...
 
The dough will have doubled nicely.  Dig out your 9"x5" loaf pan, or something similarly-sized.  Grease it with a little butter, turn the bowl upside down over it, and wrangle the dough into shape in the pan.  Now let it sit for a couple more hours.  


From plop to puffy!

Also, I am constantly experimenting with this bread, although I am satisfied with
the version I offer you today.  In this case, I was trying to get a taller loaf, and tried
adding a half cup of whole wheat flour, adding water to adjust for the extra flour.


When you come back and it's approximately the size of the pan, preheat the oven to 400°F.  Bake the thing for 30 minutes.  Check that out, you made bread!

I repeat this procedure about once a week and basically live off it for quick breakfasts, lunches, snacks, etc.  This loaf has a nice wheat flavor and marvelous texture, with a thin, crisp crust and a slightly chewy, bouncy crumb.  I bet it'd take additions marvelously, like cheese, apples, beer, or all three :)



My Weekly Bread adapted rather heavily from tasteofhome
(You might notice that it no longer resembles the recipe much!)
Makes about 1.5 lb loaf 

Ingredients 

2 cups whole wheat flour
1 cup bread flour
1½ teaspoons salt
1 teaspoon active dry yeast (although I probably use instant, and just don't notice) 
cup oil
1 cup water

Equipment

1 large mixing bowl with a lid or a clean, damp towel
1 wooden spoon
1 cup dry measure
1 teaspoon measure (eyeball the salt, it's only a flavoring here)
2-cup liquid measure (optional; I eyeball the oil and water, too!)
1 rubber spatula (optional)
9"x5" loaf pan (or pan of your choice, but adjust the baking time)
Butter to grease the pan

Directions


1. Toss everything in the bowl and knead/stir to make a smooth, stretchy, pliable dough.  If it becomes tough to stir, let it sit for a few minutes and come back.  Cover and leave to rise for 8 hours, or until doubled in size.  If your place is warm, check back in 6.


2. Lightly grease your loaf or other pan.  Form a ball or oval blob of dough and fit it into the pan.  This is when your rubber spatula will come in handy.  Allow to rise another 2 hours, or until it almost fills the pan.


3. Preheat the oven to 400°F and bake at 400
°F for 30 minutes.  Allow to cool completely before slicing, so the texture does not become odd and sticky.  Enjoy! 

Very few things are not improved with the addition of butter.